2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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