I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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