Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Randomize
