sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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