...so i touched it.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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