Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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