Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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