yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
My feet surprised me
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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