Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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