I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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