You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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