ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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