Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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