he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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