Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Randomize
