i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Randomize
