No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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