So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
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