ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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