Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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