Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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