She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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