That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
sex in a hospital.. check
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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