there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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