Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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