Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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