dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
and you fell through a lawn chair
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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