its not stalking. its research.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I didn't notice because vodka
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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