oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i wish my penis had a tongue
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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