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I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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