apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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