dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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