If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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