Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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