Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
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