The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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