New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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