If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
It's Friday. Sex?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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