Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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