You work out of a Hotel?
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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