I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Mom said you looked used
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
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