That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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