Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Randomize
