i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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