I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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