yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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