Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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