But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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