One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
