just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
She bit a glass in half.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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