Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
