on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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