return my video game
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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